May 2013
nutbustin:
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
kevinprices:
WHY HASN’T GLEE BEEN CANCELLED YET
Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event
nialling911:
maybe zayn just has really poor vision and we think hes doing a sexy smolder but really hes just like damn everythings so fuzzy i cant see shit
stardusted:
Desi Girl Problems: Owning literally two closets full of beautiful saris, salwars, and lehengas with only about five days in the calendar year on which I can actually wear them.
THIS WAS ME LAST NIGHT OMG